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fucking hell man, imagine genuinely believing that Jack Colback would sort this out.

Bournemouth are a goal down with 40 minutes left and still around 3/1

Fucking hell man Janmaat that was basic stuff.

Good team talk.

Stanislas confirmed as the thickest cunt on the pitch.

Tiote playing like he's filming a John Smith's advert.

That goal is insane mind

Most undeserved goal of the season.

I think McClaren's trying to evolve football or something, whatever it is it's fucking shite.

He's effectively a defensive sweeper or some shite, it doesn't make any sense.

Has Anita went rogue or is this McClarens actual formation?

Completely out of ideas.

CLOSELINE

Not even sure what he's meant to be doing.

The fucking state of our shape man

fucking hell man

Stanislas doing Janmaat there with the world's slowest piece of skill.

Heart in my mouth every time they're on the ball, they've not even been good.

How the fuck is that not a yellow?

Or Pardew miraculously gets the England job and he tears his side to pieces, scores a hatrick and the winning goal which sends the French fans into a frenzy causing a piece of the stadium to loosen and fall onto of The King, killing him instantly.

Wallsend Boys Club anniversary do a few weeks ago. He was one of many speakers over the evening. At same do Bruce said he'd had a conversation with Ben Arfa where Ben Arfa told him he wasn't a footballer he was an artist. Did he do some sort of loud pre-planned, self-satisfied chuckle after he'd said it? Followed by an "ahhh dinaa, kids these days, eh?" headshake whilst looking at the floor?

Canny words from Cruyff like.

You're better than that Hans. I'm really not. I just want you to be as erect as me when you hear that beautiful double barrelled name roll off Martin Tyler's tongue. I want everyone to be, it pains me that they're not.

Power Bombed him through a bench before The Big Shola stepped in iirc.

As soon as Hatem sparked The King out in the dressing room he was doomed to be a 'fat, useless waster' in the eyes of his acolytes. Anyone who was looking with clarity throughout that period saw him for the obvious and blatant talent that he is. It's now clearer than ever too.