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Lush that Paully

The opening of one of the reviews:

Which is what a lot of these types of people said when Cabaye admitted he had suffered from depression. I'm a massive fan of his. But I did find his comments a bit strong, like. Going through hell and seeing the light and whatever else he said. It was well overboard IMO. I get he was treated badly and as a pro that likes to showcase his skills and talents. It must have been shit for him. But having to train for a few hours a day with the stiffs. Whilst getting handsomely rewarded for it. Is a long way from what the majority of the population on planet earth, would call "hell". It's all relative though, you could piss and moan about how awful your week at work was and have this little cunt giving you hackies: http://images1.browardpalmbeach.com/imager/justin-timberlake-mocks-homeless-people-at/u/original/6419720/skepticalafricanboytimberlake.jpg

Everyone thinks they're an expert on every aspect of football because they watch watch MOTD and Sky Sports news. Completely disregarding the fact they don't watch us (or any other club but their own or outside of the top 4) for probably over 2500 minutes of football a season.

Anyone else have the Michael Owen footy training video when they were a kid? I'm pretty sure he was telling me to smash balls off my noggin repeatedly to get used to the pain. So I did.

It's fucking daft Not to be all "eeee back in the day we were swinging from trees by our bollocks" and that but it is getting far too overprotective. They're 10 year old kids kicking a footy about, they're not going to go full Stevie Taylor diving head first into a lampost.

Jesus One of the most important things any player has to get used to an all, especially defenders.

Best one in a while

There's only 1 way to find out...

Bournemouth are fucking shite, man. We made them look like The Invincibles yesterday, we did the same to Swansea too. It was massively worrying that we couldn't get a foothold in the game at any point, you usually expect a 10-20 minute spell even in the most dire of games but we showed nothing all game. We actually managed to get progressively worse.

A lot of our fans hated him because of their new found lust for 'graft'. Colback hnnnnggggggg

He just wants to be loved, why couldn't we love him?

It just exposes them as to either not watching the games they claim, or that they don't know what it is they're watching when they do. That writer/editor has essentially revealed himself to be a massive liar or an idiot.

It's fucking crazy You always hear commentators churn out lines like "this is unusual for a Pardew side" when they actually watch his games, or at least you used to.

Both Elliott today and Butland last week made the most of fairly unchallenging efforts, it was hardly an amazing performance by any stretch. Just nice to know he's actually a goalkeeper.

A 37 year old Distin has completely beasted us.

Fucking shut up man McClaren you tit.

15 corners man, howe?

Cisse's completely fucking ruined any semblance of fluidity we may have had in attack like.

HOOOOOOOOOOFFFF

Pulling that back man

Cisse for Mitrovic is up there with Pardew's worst.

fucking hell man, imagine genuinely believing that Jack Colback would sort this out.