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fucking hell. You cannot rate a player because he's backup now? Guthrie done what he was asked most of the time which I suspect Colback will do too.

They would be aye, as people would probably assume that there was more to his game.

He'll start over Anita, which is fucking tragic. He's an average to decent player and I was harsher on him than I needed to be because he seems like a bit of a prat, I'd certainly be happy with him in the squad, although players like him are 10 a penny he's here now and he's bedded in quick. The problem is that not just a squad player, he's pretty much a guaranteed starter, and deciding not to purchase someone significantly better than him knowing this was utterly fucking breandead from everyone involved. We actually looked at our starting XI with the season ahead of us and decided "Aye, Jack Colback is the lad we want in that midfield, we also want Emmanuel Rivière leading the line." I despise every one of them.

Jack Colback is a guaranteed starter in our midfield and people are actually happy with that. The year is 2014.

Kinky.

Why are the Villa fans wasting time? Are they genuinely THAT thick?

Fucking hell man

BEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

Darren Bent looks about 40 clem.

Sexy time.

Weimann annoyed that he's not allowed to use his arms to controll the ball.

THATS WHAT HES IN THE SIDE FOR

WOW THOSE 2 TOUCHES

The Williamson Dream was almost a reality.

Wrongception.

Nobody does, surely?

If De Jong isn't literally the best player on the planet then we're in for a fucking grim season.

The fuck does he miss that, man.

Surely Colback isn't the best direct freekick taker we have? Not that I've seen a great deal of his free kicks like but even so, that cannot be right.

Nobody has ever had that opinion. Being an average footballer doesn't instantly mean you're a clogger who cannot pass a ball.

And this is exactly my point, and why the "he's better than that shit ex-Everton lad who never played anyway" has made no sense at all. We don't need Colback, we never have and we never will. Him being in the squad isn't a hindrance by any means other than the fact that by buying him meant we weren't signing anyone else, which free or not is a massive problem.

"Well Colback played a Premiership game and wasn't 'shite' so I take back everything. Great signing. Let's get rid of Krul and replace him with Paddy Kenny."

What do you want him to say?

I hope he keeps it up like, he slotted in well, but he shouldn't be in our starting XI, it's a fucking tragedy that he is.

We got rid of Cabaye and have replaced him with Colback, it's fucking terrible for the club and Colback's still a dick.