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What does this even mean?

I cannot comprehend how any fan can think like that.

Yep, Everton playing for professionally indeed.

Aye. I don't really understand what is so hard for some to understand when I say I'm happy with him when he's doing well but would replace him in a heartbeat with any forward thinking manager who can convince me he has the ability to stamp a good footballing philosophy on our squad.

We've somehow managed to lose the fear factor we had over them that stretched back decades. One of Pardew's biggest sins that, because we won't get it back anytime soon.

Pardew talks shit and makes excuses. Other managers also talk shit and make excuses, I don't think I'm churlsh in saying Pardew takes it to another level though. The amount of soundbites of him out there blaming anything other than himself is staggering, so much so that he actually came out and said "no more excuses" before making loads more excuses. Ultimately I don't care if we're performing on the pitch.

Martinez doesn't do that nearly every week like Pardew does and i would say that is to put pressure on Stevenage, not give himself and his team an excuse if they lose. Jesus, do people still not accept what our manager does. Martinez on Monday: "The second half I must admit the condition of the pitch didn't allow us to control the game in the way we wanted, to concede the goal in the manner that we did was unfortunate." Pathetic excuses nearly every day of the week. AYE MATE YOU'RE RIGHT

Cardiff are wank, you'd be lucky to get 4/1 away to any other decent side outside of the top 6 though. It's hilarious.

Still, regardless of how shit they are and the fact their home record is the 2nd worst in the top 10, they're still 11/1 to lose to Cardiff this weekend

Eh.....fucking hundreds of them. this.

Evra and Valencia not taking them ahead of Jones and Januzaj was mental.

I personally believe Phil f*cking Neville will be the man who saves "United."

None of them made any sense. Even Januzaj. The cunt's 18 year old playing his first season ffs

It's going to be fucking unbearable.

Shithouses.

Cack penalty shoot outs.

Oh my fucking god This is just surreal.

Jesus Christ this is so bad.

Hopefully that miss ruins him.

Go on Janice.

Shaping up to be the worst penalty shoot out ever.

What an absolute pillock.

Cisse'd it.

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