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Like them? I fucking love them you mad cunt.

He's a dick but that's why I like him, the same as the likes of Mayweather and Ali. I can accept cocky wankery from people at the top of their craft.

He makes the league far more interesting for me so I'm chuffed, although I do detest the fact that Chelsea's choice of manager is bringing me satisfaction.

Naughty boy, Cisse, go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

"How's Rod?" "He's doing well."

German pints are outrageous like.

Cisse can set someone through 1-on-1 with the keeper, if they score he gets an assist, if they miss he doesn't, neither of those outcomes affect Cisse's actual contribution. On the other hand Cisse could roll the ball to Hatem 40 yards from goal who then precedes to skin 2 players and rifle in a thunder bastard, he gets an assist for that, if Hatem was to skin 2 players and then hit the corner flag he doesn't. It's a pointless number on it's own and simply saying "He only got 3 assists!" means very little. Fwiw I don't think he's the most creative striker out there, far from it, and we would be better off with many other a player when he's off form and not scoring goals.

The assist stat doesn't mean anything on it's own, no. Which is what IO actually said if you were to read the whole 1 line post in it's entirety. It doesn't mean anything on its own? Wtf are you talking about? Use your brain and think about it ffs.

The assist stat doesn't mean anything on it's own, no. Which is what I actually said if you were to read the whole 1 line post in it's entirety.

Rightio HAHAHA it means fuck all mate. 3 assists or 6 assists, there's little difference over the course of the season and the latter figure certainly doesn't indicate that he was involved in creating more goals and/or chances. Thing is if Cisse's assists matter then we might as well sell Cabaye/HBA etc who were just as hopeless in this stat. Especially given how many corners/free kicks they took Probably Cisse's fault for missing all of the chances they apparently put on a plate for him

Rightio HAHAHA it means f*** all mate. 3 assists or 6 assists, there's little difference over the course of the season and the latter figure certainly doesn't indicate that he was involved in creating more goals and/or chances. I don't even know where to begin with that post. Start with the capitalised H at the beginning.

Rightio HAHAHA it means fuck all mate. 3 assists or 6 assists, there's little difference over the course of the season and the latter figure certainly doesn't indicate that he was involved in creating more goals and/or chances.

Assists don't matter at all, no. It's a pointless stat on it's own unless you're raking in 15+ a season.

We'd be lucky to get one of them for the £15m from the sale. In fact £15m would get us Andy Carroll

Aye we need to build around the players we have like, really cannot be fucking bothered with another rebuild. Let the shite go but your Cisses and Cabayes need another chance with added competition/back-up.

There's money there for transfers. If we sell Cisse for £18m we'll only look to replace him with another striker for probably around £10m, tops, which is always a gamble. Some people think Cisse is shite like which is fair enough, I disagree.

I don't get this "We'd be mad not to take x amount", it doesn't make a jot of difference to us fans how much we make as our transfer system doesn't work like that.

I think someone is due another random drug test.

You cannot just make a vague empowering statement and then be done, man. What is it exactly?

He was playing defensive midfield when he fucking butchered Hatem, the cunt.

A defensive midfielder.

THIS IS SUNDERLAND! Could they not have cropped the image?

ASEC have developed many world class players, tbf. Yaya Touré? (wiki)

jk by the way. Divn't hurt is