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Fucking aaful that like

Cisse is brilliant like

It's offensively bad like. I know Ian likes to moan on about this thread and how people are attacked but is it any fucking wonder?

So who do we get? Names please, not a Pardew fan or hater to be honest, genuine question. Which manager comes in does better and works within the framework setup by MA/DL? Seriously cannot understand questions like this at all. As fans we have no idea how much Ashley is willing to fork out or who he is willing to work with so any names mentioned would just be a fans personal preference, which someone then turns around and says "we'll never get him" If Ashley wanted to replace Pardew there are dozens of managers out there who could do a better job with our squad. So who would be your personal preference? It's so easy to say sack this sack that but you need a replacement, so many examples of sackings that... I havn't got a specific personal preference but as I said anyone anyway anyone naming theirs is utterly pointless. We have no idea of the availability of managers and who the owners would wish to work with. There are however hundreds of managers out there who are better than Pardew and the odds suggest that at least 1 of them would be willing to come here. That's fair enough anyone but Pardew it is then, shame as it renders a discussion thread a bit redundant but... aye I said that like

In your honest opinion we can't get a batter manager, give your head a shake. As for stability, it's bollocks, you don't get stability with a poor manager. The managers who have stability didn't become good managers because of stability, they have stability because they are good managers. Man United were utter shit under Ferguson for the first 4 years but they stuck by him and look where they are now. Alan Pardew isn't Alex Ferguson though ffs I've said it before but where would Man U be if in some parallel universe instead of sticking with Alex Ferguson, they'd stuck with Alan Pardew? Not a chance they would be where they are now. Why? It's all fine margins. I remember them getting possed at home live on tv on New Years Day 1990 off QPR 4-1 and then fluking a win against Forest in the cup. They were equally lucky to win the fa cup later that season as well with palace being desperately unlucky to get taken to a replay off them. Ah right then, Pardew with his awful brand of hoofball shite would have a dozen titles to his name as well as European honours taking the likes of Beckham, Scholes, Giggs and Cantona to Selhurst Park and parking the bus. Honestly it's such a mental point, the footballing equivalent of "you can be whatever you want to be, son."

So who do we get? Names please, not a Pardew fan or hater to be honest, genuine question. Which manager comes in does better and works within the framework setup by MA/DL? Seriously cannot understand questions like this at all. As fans we have no idea how much Ashley is willing to fork out or who he is willing to work with so any names mentioned would just be a fans personal preference, which someone then turns around and says "we'll never get him" If Ashley wanted to replace Pardew there are dozens of managers out there who could do a better job with our squad. So who would be your personal preference? It's so easy to say sack this sack that but you need a replacement, so many examples of sackings that... I havn't got a specific personal preference but as I said anyone anyway anyone naming theirs is utterly pointless. We have no idea of the availability of managers and who the owners would wish to work with. There are however hundreds of managers out there who are better than Pardew and the odds suggest that at least 1 of them would be willing to come here.

In your honest opinion we can't get a batter manager, give your head a shake. As for stability, it's bollocks, you don't get stability with a poor manager. The managers who have stability didn't become good managers because of stability, they have stability because they are good managers. Man United were utter shit under Ferguson for the first 4 years but they stuck by him and look where they are now. Alan Pardew isn't Alex Ferguson though ffs I've said it before but where would Man U be if in some parallel universe instead of sticking with Alex Ferguson, they'd stuck with Alan Pardew? Not a chance they would be where they are now.

Was this in any way meant to improve it?

So who do we get? Names please, not a Pardew fan or hater to be honest, genuine question. Which manager comes in does better and works within the framework setup by MA/DL? Seriously cannot understand questions like this at all. As fans we have no idea how much Ashley is willing to fork out or who he is willing to work with so any names mentioned would just be a fans personal preference, which someone then turns around and says "we'll never get him" If Ashley wanted to replace Pardew there are dozens of managers out there who could do a better job with our squad.

"Look at what Moyes and Fergie have done" "We'll get no-one better in anyway" "The players like him"

It's effectively aids ridden piss at this point. EDIT: Well I missed that conversation by a good fucking hour.

Fucking hell man that's class PaddyPower have little shame like

It'll be Fergie, Laudrup of Clarke. Probably Fergie. EDIT: Actually I forgot about Laudrup winning the cup. It'll be close between him and Fergie imo

Wan Matter

He's listed as 6'1 on Wiki. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/15/article-1170153-004F575600000258-542_468x606.jpg

Probably Ba if we're being honest.

I would've said it was virtually impossible a couple of weeks ago but you've got to think at some point they'll figure out that he's not getting the most out of Ashley's investment. Player values will have dropped compared to last season too. You just can't sustain the 'model' under these circumstances. That's a good point actually.

What would the price actually be overall if we sack Pardew and bring in a new man, compen, contracts etc? I'm guessing it would safely be under £5m?

Depends. If we'd finished 8th this season playing like this - still might (arf) - we should still be getting rid. It's insufferable. Or aye, I don't think it's cut and dry at all and there are many factors that come into play, but 8th would be a good season most years and I cannot think of many owners who would keep their man after a relegation scrap and then bin him for finishing 8th. I don't think we'll finish 8th with him though unless we invest in another 4-5 players.

I mean he should be gone now, but if he stays we cannot sack the man for finishing 8th imo.

if we finish 8th the bloke shouldn't be sacked like, that's an absolutely ridiculous job-on-the-line target.

Aye Anita is literally the softest cunt ever to brace the Premiership. Even the placca bags at the SOS would take the poor cunt out, it's painful to see.

Nathan Dyer is a powerlifter for example.