Hanshithispantz

Did you black yourself up?

Get your penis out.

I would accept Shane Ferguson as player-manager at the moment.

Yet he was terrible in the air against Benteke all game. Aye, he was fucking tormented

Bringing on Shola to hold up the ball says it all really, we should be looking to get a hold of the midfield again not have some fucking League 1 battering ram chest balls back to the opposition. Especially when it means our actual number 9 moving to the wing.

It lasted 50 minutes man

I hope he fucking is (minor of course), as Pardew is such a fucking coward it's probably the only chance we have of seeing Mbiwa start a game. He'll not drop Taylor unless he's injured or scores a brace in his own net

His subs today: Perch > Shola (Cisse moves to right wing) Gouffran > Anita Mbiwa > Sissoko In what world do any of those changes make sense?

Never ever put me through that again you sadist twat.

Does he just get bored on the touchline or something?

Right, Taylor never plays a game for us again.

Jesus man

What an arsehole.

Pardew just fucking pack it in, please.

Sub forward for defensive midfielder, defensive midfielder for forward... He's a complete idiot. Every fucking week anaal.

Oh my fucking god, he's such a twat.

I will speak to you in numbers... 3928743743713293791273912?

I wouldn't call it that tbh.

20 minutes of rape by Villa, Pardew thinks Shola is going to hold onto the ball for the next 25.

20 minutes of rape by Villa.

We're lucky Krul is inhuman.

Get up man Cabaye, fucking no need.

We're letting them come onto us, Krul made 2 good saves and then they won a penalty. You can say Villa came out of the blocks but we've started this half appallingly. They're absolutely all over us now.

Well done Pardew, Villa could have had 3 in 3 minutes, nice one.

Actually that's bad.