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That's what a decade of Tony Hibbert does to a team.

I bet everyone involved in that video was clad in a full Mackenzee tracksuit

That's the midfield trio I was thinking we should go with tbh, atleast until Rooney gets back, there's just the chance it could be completely outmaneuvered. Scholes, as good as he is on the ball, is 37 and he wont be playing in a side who are expected to dominate like he does at Man U. Would be really tempted to stick Cleverly in there like.

If we want movement then there's probably no other choice tbh, just a shame none of them have really had a decent stint for their clubs this season. EDIT: From our cenral players I mean.

I'd imagine they're more concerned with Operation Finish Above Liverpool

I han't seen but i'm guessing Stephanie won it.

He was fucking lifting against Fulham like. Been class pretty much since the Arsenal game though, still not an absolute rock but he seems to be becoming more and more a part of our defensive unit. His offensive qualities shouldn't even need to be metnioned, he's fucking class going forward.

In a midfield 3 for England i'd have Parker over Barry tbh, either way having one of them is unfortunately vital. Who to play ahead of them is the hard bit.

Please god do not allow Barry to start alongside Parker

Player comes into new country and doesn't immediately set the world on fire = They are shite forever if they play for Newcastle in Mackem logic. They still think Coloccini is shit ffs.

Nothing at all to do with Parker been a former player, it's more to do with the cringeworthy and cliche praise he gets from the media, also known as The Gareth Barry Effect. It's a bit harsh on the player himself like, but there needs to be a counter balance.

It's as if I was at The Apollo

We really need to get rid of that god awful smiley

A cunt

How is Santon's crossing btw? So far he has looked very dangerous cutting in from the right, and despite the claim that "it's predictable that he will want to come inside on his right foot" that hasn't been the case, he's been finding space with ease.

Carroll atleast gives us something other teams don't really have, although his inclusion may force us to play a certain way. Welbeck may come into his own at the Euros, but at the moment I cannot see him been anything more than an average international striker at the tournament, despite his relatively poor form recently even Sturridge would give me more hope, for his potential unpredictability if anything else. Basically Welbeck is the boring option, he also fucked me out of £50 earlier in the season so he can fuck off.

Or have ever had tbh

I hope they realise that their inability to accept we actually have a decent side makes them look thick as fuck like, calling Tiote a 'sideways pass merchant' literally does nothing other than verify just how much of a fucking div you are.

Guthrie would be a good signing for Villa, but unless they are expecting to lose players I cannot really see how his situation would be any diferent than it is here? They have Ireland and Bannan (if he's not on the wing), aswell as Gardner who has looked promising.

And the most ridiculously in-joke of the year award goes to... Drum roll please... Neil. To be fair I would have been really proud of that.

Simpson will go for £3m+ without a doubt. West Ham would be perfect for him if they come up imo, Sam would fucking love him and it's a club that players will buy into.

Because he's invisible/goes missing?

£4m each would be fucking fantastic tbh, I still would prefer Best to stay like, he seems a decent guy and has the ability to play deceptively well every now and then, probably low wages too.

Really looking forward to seeing him, from the very limited time he had on the pitch he looked like he would be more comfortable in the centre than on the wing like, and he didn't exactly look lightening quick. A more subdued Benny would be alreet tbh.

Well theres me looking like a right tit.