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When Mark Lawrenson started predicting them to break the top 4.

It's his clear booming voice that grabs me. Great inflection.

I wouldn't even call it 'soft', he played for it but it was pretty stone wall imo.

"Martin O'Neill... The great man motivator"

We also took 4 points off that side Ryan Giggs plays for.

"Struggled to score" They scored 3

Come on Vorn, slice in the winner

They're 3 points ahead of us man

Merson is fucking desperate for City to score like

Get in

Same with Choooooooyeeeeee a couple of times

If he has any sense he'll do the latter. I could accept him doing his little gay aeroplane run with an unthusiastic fist pump though.

"Two left feet" makes no sense when the bloke is left footed like, fucking idiot. But yeah, what top footballer in their right mind would allow themselves to be represented by that bloke now? EDIT: Damn you Shak, damn you.

Probably thought you were trying to tap him up.

Will be a 1-2 prediction IMO. U mad? You couldn't make it up man

It's unlikely he'll ever play football again though. I cannot imagine JBR would take it too kindly, as I imagine you wouldn't be best pleased about Bolton fans taking the piss out of any Newcastle players after a career (and in this case life) threatening injury. (Ben Arfa v De Jong for example). I'm not in any position to say what's right or wrong like, just my 2 cents.

I suppose it's up to you like It's a football forum though, so unlike Whitney Houston jokes et all, I wouldn't personally feel entirely comfortable posting jokes about the matter.

Newcastle 2-1 & Ben Arfa (Anytime) 35/1 Cisse FGS (1-20mins) 16/1

I think he failed to mention that no-one would be suprised if Liverpool came up and beat us.

what the fuck the one on the right is uncanny! :lol:

So you jumped halfway into an argument that you hadn't actually read?

I know my use of the English language is questionable, like, but fucking come on

I don't think Stan Collymore goes mooching round forums tbh

Your laughter on hides the tears.

Enrique's arguably the best defensive FB in Europe. He can lock-down a flank, against a ball carrier. HBA will have to drift inside, in that roaming role more often. As to whether Pards has the balls, against a better side, to follow through (and not start Obertan on the right) with it is another thing. I'd like to be pleasantly surprised. Best in Europe is beyond an exaggeration. He was very good defensively with us, but now his form has suffered. Besides even if your statement is remotely true, Enrique has yet to face HBA. Pardew permitting, we'll find out how good they both are! Pretty sure the statistics showed that Enrique was only beaten 7 times last year, 20 odd been the second best with Ashley Cole (?). They certainly isn't/wasn't many better defensive LB's in Europe. The bloke's an abslute beast.