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#RIPPatButcher got me aswell

"What am I doing here?" Pardew man, we get it, you won't admit that you were wrong. Hopefully this is the end of the whole farce though and he just plays the lad now.

Now, now! Brown and O'Shea were full internationals at some point! Bitter mag kernt! O'Shea has 70 caps for Ireland. We can only dream.

We can only attract shite like Ben Arfa, Cabaye and Santon tbf like, the lad has a point.

What's with all the crazy full stops in git wacky places?

Because he looks like a basset hound

I know people are joking on like but we really should do something along those lines. Local Journos get digging and then release a massive article on the ins and outs of their players contracts and link litteraly every player on their books to PSG, Malaga, and Derby County.

I refuse to believe that we would have inserted such a low release clause into his contract, regardless of the fact we obviously didn't expect him to be so good.

He should be doing keepy-ups in the back of the club like

Ah man, that wpuld have been legendary

Is this really the bloke off of Coronation Street or a parody account? :lol:

Pardew just calls him David like. I'm goiing with Daveed currently

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I also thought it was good neil, don't let them get to you.

This has the potential to be the shittest midfield & attack we'll ever see at SJP to be honest.

So true though

If it's wrexham we'll probably field an under strength side and it will be fucking shit.

Wrexham will be shit, Brighton has the potential to be a good game tbh, they've obviously slipped off from their earlier season form but it's still a potential banana skin and we have form for turning these kind of ties into some sort of mental 7 goal thriller

What are the odds of getting both of your derby's in concecutive draws? Booth away aswel

Liverpool v Man U ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Away to Brighton. That was quick 1 off the Mackems And Boro

I'd imagine you'd find scribblings like these in the house of a massive sex offender once they'd been rumbled and later sentenced to multiple life sentences. Bizarre. :lol:

Gardner forcibly removed from the pitch

Got the spackems in the rehearsal