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One to tell the grand-kids about

Is that the one Arsenal always sing? Pretty slow tempo, never known the lyrics or heard more than "Arsenaaaal.... ARSENAAAAL EEEFCEE!". I can't bloody stand it, it's so shit. Sunderland sing it as well I think. "Because we're suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuundeeeeeeerrrrrrllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... Sundeeeeerland FC. We are by faaaaarrrr the greatest team, the woooorld has eeevver seen!" You's are 9th in the English Premiership man you absolute spackers.

Fucking YES. x1000

David you lucky bastard

51% possession, man, the 'shots at goal' stat is skewed due to them trying to walk the ball into the net. MON's Carpet Football. FTM.

Fucking hell man

Didn't Leeds have a similarly wacky game last season?

Class quotes It's promising stuff like to read like, much more than anyone was expecting i'd imagine.

I'm expecting 2 40 yard bullets in the dying stages

Here is a photo I took from a couple of years ago, of course with all tacky signs removed. http://oi39.tinypic.com/15x79lg.jpg Quality picture

That is so fucking creepy, man.

"EPL's running King" EDIT: What the fuck am I reading here

Going more positive = taking more risks = shipping more goals Simple equation really 5 = apple = Egypt The kumquat laughs

WTF?

We'll just fall a little bit short of Europe, according to Lawro. Fuck knows what he's basing this on like.

"Becoming one of the best strikers in the league"

I can't tell if that's sarcasm but i swear it's been bothering me for a long time and i finally realized what it was today; every time I see his ugly stupid face I think about Anche i nani hanno cominciato da piccoli - Finale and it's even more striking in motion, skip to 1:45 in. Top comment: Well, I came into this video wanting to see a midget laugh at a camel, and by God almighty I wasn't disappointed.

Dave Yeah bad timing, didn't think

Just had a Cheltenham-esq image of the Chelsea paramedic team pulling a curtain around Torres in the middle of the pitch before putting him down

I've never once read or seen anyone say Swansea play "awful football" like?

FWIW I havn't got s problem with it like, just pointlessly nitpicking.

erm, is that a joke? Aye, i've got more if you want like.

It's just the 'Europeans' bit. It's probably just a freudian slip, but like Beren said, were Colo and Jonas watching on from the sidelines

English v the Europeans What the fuck would you do that for?

Great news, hope he makes a good recovery from it