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How do you sort out a Goliath like, Wormster?

It looks like he has VD

EDIT: What happened with him anyway, did he ever get caught?

Morgan should have just gave in after that, but no, he had to mention that Gary Lineker hasn't won the World Cup for the 300th time. #BigTimeTweeter

Gabriel Obertan is actually a genetically enhanced salmon that was found washed up on the south coast of Bordeaux in the summer of 2005.

Surely the council won't change the metro like, will they?

Like most over-exagerations it comes in retaliation to the media completely licking his arse, same with Scott Parker.

They have outstanding craic like. "Everyone look at me! I just called a mag a cunt! hahaha A CUNT! And he walked away! HAHAHA I'm SOOO HARD! I also just finished 7 bags of Pickled Onion Space Raiders in one go!"

But it'll be sooo cold man, and it's at the Britania! Cliche's aside though I do think a draw is the best bet, Stoke are good at home and they'll probably shrink the pitch for this match (they can do that can't they?) Valencia's record away from home this season is W4-D5-L2.

On a cold thursday night at the Britania?

Shame he didnt do 5 shite crosses that fell on the heads/feet of our strikers, we might not have drawn 0-0 that day then. You do realise Peter Lovenkrands was up top that day, don't you?

http://i44.tinypic.com/awf5zs.jpg amazing

I remember Enrique against Blackburn, he must have put in 5 world class crosses in the first half but none of our Strikers managed to get to them (except 1 I think).

Which Man U did to Milan a few years later as well! They beat them by a single goal

Did they forget Man U recieving a thorough bumming at the San Siro a few years back like?

S.S.R Bet on Milan next goal > Win > Bet again > Win > Keep betting for infinity money Problem, bookie fags?

Sick of Townsend talking about Milan 'struggling at the San Siro against the English sides'. What in the fucking world is he going on about?

Chamberlaine coming on 65 minutes too late. Ian Holloway with an excelent save

RAMSEEEEEE

That guy was disgusting like

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Ergh, constant whistling man. Fuck off.

An eye for an eye would be Billy Sharp turning up at his nana's funeral and pissing on her coffin.

Fucking ridiculous that like. (The Billy Sharp tweets)

I think wages is the biggest complaint?