Hanshithispantz

You cannot make it up man. Peter Lovenkrands ffs. Pardew might as well just reply to every question he's asked after this match with "lol".

Aye Alan bring Lovenkrands on. Tactical genius is Pardew like.

We get it man, settle down.

That's what he's on the pitch for

Some granda coming on

What has he done to Pardew's family?

Shane Ferguson? Aye he's a fucking spacker like.

"Alan Pardew diagnosed with Level 2 Downs"

Might as well just change the title now

He just made a defensive interception in our box. Earned his place tbh.

Are we pissed?

Just stop it, man

Right, get him off the fucking pitch

Is this cunt blind?

Obertan and Simpson fucking disgust me.

Right, get Ben Arfa on the pitch and attack.

"fack ooof"

Pass Master Perch

Hit it man Perch you daft sod

Nice to see Obertan is fulfilling the defensive responsibilities he's in the squad for. And now we have thatahsjas fuck off

I really wish he would fuck off with Obertan like Happy with that team though considering, Perch deserves to be in there.

Been 3-0 up 61 games since the start of the Premiership seems pretty impressive, like. I'm guessing that's far above the average?

Have a cow, man.

Excellent day thus far x

Look at the linesman in the background doing that sideways run by default. Fuck aye :lol: