Bizza

Thank fuck, now to get pissed. GET IN.

ffs, HOLD. ON.

Wait a minute

Tragic, if we were a dog we'd be put down.

Taking off a CF for a CB when you're 2-0 down to your biggest rivals? what?

Real

Sánchez (53' minutes), Xhaka (56' minutes), Özil (58' minutes) Wat

Aye, normally can't stand him but he's spot on there. Over 400 foodbanks in this country now ffs.

Interchangeable shiteness, may as well give woodward a go.

canny strike tbf

Loselu again ffs

That defending man, 'kin hell

We're doomed, fanks mike.

Howay Fleetwood

Shelvey you stupid fucking prick

Can't wait to watch our highlights on Channel 5 again next season.

So he can catch a ball.

How the fuck did that not go in? nothing going our way at all at the minute.

This is why Rafa was desperate for the keeper in the summer, ours are fucking tragic.

The fuck was that Darlow? you got fucking lard all over your gloves or something? fucks sake.

Don't do it to yourself man.

I refuse to get excited, nice things never happen to us. There's bound to be a hefty kick in the bollocks hiding somewhere.

Another team beneath us picking up points, fanfuckingtsatic. Just what we need.

Noe Gallagher is a shit pundit.

Nice little confidence boost for Everton just before we play them