Scoot

Just read a couple of pages of the thread about us on there. They all seem to be laughing at this report that we'll be spending 200 million over the next 3 years or something totally ignoring the fact that they could spend more if they wanted to. I think 200 million is a figure mentioned in 1 paper was what we could spend in January but it's been changed to over 3 years. Add a little bit of mackematics and it's apparently the same as what Mike Ashley would spend. Apparently.

Deluded Geordies expecting their team to train!

They can make as much noise as they like, nobody will take any nobody takes any notice of them. They should be used to that by now.

It's great when they make stuff up and then within 10 minutes it's classed as a total fact forever on that forum.

So they've decided to just make up that Gerrard and Lampard turned us down? Proper comfort blanket stuff as usual.

The lengths these cunts are going to to try and stop us growing is criminal mind. The absolute audacity of the big clubs blatantly just doing it to stop competition is astonishing. Like, they aren't even trying to hide it.

Love a made up mackem story. Just seen this on RTG. He does from what I read on here if I remember rightly? A poster said he and his workmates were working on his house and Shearer's lass bought some fish and chips for them as a nice gesture but when Shearer found out he was pissed off about it and made them pay for the bait. Tight as a gnats arse.

Wtf?

Communication!!!

Wey give owwa man, that's just class.

Class.

It's disgusting the state Ashley and Bruce have left this club in isn't it? Professional footballers having to be taught to pass and move! Absolutely loved that video like.

Brilliant! Shelvey will be fucking gutted!

Loving the feel good factor around the club after this. Can't wait for the Brentford game now (please win ffs)!

Imagine getting as riled up as they do over your local rivals man.

Love this. Great news day!

Keeper at fault again. Should be claiming that.

Remember though, geordies are deluded.

Still a 7 like. We have 3 home games coming up that will make or break our season.

Yeah, we'll start sitting deeper and deeper and then the inevitable will happen.

Fully deserved

Just get the 2nd so I can switch it off please. I've had enough of this shit.

Howe's definitely not reappearing after half time. He'll be running home!

I usually hate international week but I cannot wait for this one. My god man!