Scoot

Asset stripping now.

I've been blocked for months off the tarmacing cunt.

To see if he'd left any change.

Once again. Deluded.

So this is the week it all falls apart and we get what a lot of people thought to start with. A Rafaless, Ashley ran NUFC.

He is 100% genuine – I’ve just messaged him and he said a statement is definitely imminent. We certainly could do with some good bastard news! I pray to God it's a positive statement.

Not sure if you can read this if you don't have facebook, but the amount of people in the comments hoying out excuses because they are renewing their season tickets ffs. https://www.facebook.com/427190780680024/posts/2511236315608783/

I've noticed a few on Facebook saying similar. There'll easy be 47k there vs Arsenal.

Exactly how I felt as soon as I heard the news. NUFC and any other news surrounding the club is just totally irrelevant to me now. Totally done with the fat cunt.

Well, bye NUFC. See you again once Ashley leaves, whenever that may be.

Annfield Plain FC here I come. 400 yards from my front door.

So Rafa leaving and all the familiar sound bites about the fakeover starting to cone out. How fucking predictable. I can't put into words how much I wish that fat bastard would get struck by lightning. Totally done with the club until he's gone. How can people go back?

0. He's gone

Which other football club includes wages and agent fees into it's transfer budget? Surely they have a separate wage budget? If that's the case then our actual transfer budget will be lucky to be 35 million. It's a joke like. Where's the money going/gone Mike?

http://cdn.extra.ie/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Mike-Ashley.jpg Only at Mike Ashley's NUFC. Which other fucking club operates in this way man FFS?

Yes, this is what happened.

And how much of that 80m will it cost to replace them 3 making an improvement Plus that money would have to include wages and agent fees.

Tell them to fuck off Rafa. Bunch of absolute wankers.

It's like a back zit that you just can't get proper leverage on. Hurts enough to be distracting, and you keep trying to get the fucker, but you just know it's more likely that it will disappear on its own, rather than giving you the glorious pleasure and satisfaction of popping the bastard. That's exactly what this take over is like, a zit.

I've just unfollowed him. That'll teach him.

Must be true, he's got 116k followers. Must be...

Saturday 29th June might be about spot on for a Takeover Party in Toon... here's hoping the pieces fall neatly into place during the next two weeks I'm out in Newcastle on the drink that day, so I'm in.

Is Rafa's silence, golden?

My god, I had never even thought of this.