Stottie

Nice goal in fairness.

Hanging on here. Great stuff from Dubs.

Hand a team with no ideas a lifeline like we did against Arsenal. Bloody typical. Howay lads. Keep it at one!

Typical

Rashford off, err, thanks!

Alexis Sanchez, the man on more wages than our entire starting eleven, probably.

The set penis lives in all its ineffective glory.

Kenedy chance, maybe should have crossed because it was opening up.

Studs into midriff has to be a talking to at least.

Great save from Dubs though on the first one.

Matic misses a sitter on a rebound

I'll just say that even before we scored, I thought it was madness playing two DM, McTominay and Matic, against our feeble attack. We're always going to give the other team possession, the question is what they do with it. They have the players to turn this around on individual brilliance alone, but have been woeful so far.

Whoscored even has us leading on shots! 9 to 6! What a half.

2 minutes my arse.

Handball all the way and we don't even get a corner

Dunno why McTominay is playing ahead of Fred or Herrera.

De Gea dropped it and it bounced back off his chin into his arms.

Nearly three!

First team to score twice in the first 10 minutes at Old Trafford since 1992.

Rashford what a miss.

Filthy diagonal from Shelvey.

He's gone from stopping about a third of the expected goals faced (league best) last season to conceding a third more than XG.

Almost feel sorry for anyone who bet 1-0 to us at 22-1. Almost, that is. Almost.

Christ almighty!

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