Stottie

Studs into midriff has to be a talking to at least.

Great save from Dubs though on the first one.

Matic misses a sitter on a rebound

I'll just say that even before we scored, I thought it was madness playing two DM, McTominay and Matic, against our feeble attack. We're always going to give the other team possession, the question is what they do with it. They have the players to turn this around on individual brilliance alone, but have been woeful so far.

Whoscored even has us leading on shots! 9 to 6! What a half.

2 minutes my arse.

Handball all the way and we don't even get a corner

Dunno why McTominay is playing ahead of Fred or Herrera.

De Gea dropped it and it bounced back off his chin into his arms.

Nearly three!

First team to score twice in the first 10 minutes at Old Trafford since 1992.

Rashford what a miss.

Filthy diagonal from Shelvey.

He's gone from stopping about a third of the expected goals faced (league best) last season to conceding a third more than XG.

Almost feel sorry for anyone who bet 1-0 to us at 22-1. Almost, that is. Almost.

Christ almighty!

muto 2

First lead of the season?

Kenedy. Great goal!

Manquillo? Praying he can make it till half time. He nearly didn't against the might of Cardiff. The rest sounds about as much as we can hope for. Good luck to Muto.

That's soft for a straight red. Harry Arter's against us was far more vicious.

This is almost like Trading Places the movie. It's as if Ashley is giving Rafa the worst possible hand just to win a bet without someone about what a manager with a pedigree can do with a shit team.

This story is probably bollocks. The sad reality is that a glimmer of hope on the ownership front would be far more important than anything that is happening on the pitch.

We look shit, and makeshift and reserve defenders are making all too predictable mistakes leading to goals. 3 -> 5

Meek. We don't know how good Leicester are because we let them win it at a canter.