Toon Hoser

Reliving the joy, each time a new article goes up. Alan Pardew tells Newcastle he wants to leave for Crystal Palace http://i61.tinypic.com/30ayhvl.gif

USA! USA! USA!

Louise Taylor: "I couldn't wait to drag my fingers through these entrails."

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Toronto is a career-shattering place, tbh.

This would be the most exciting thing since that chick got the New York Jets boots for Christmas.

Still though, fuck off Pardew! http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1721865/knights-of-the-round-table-o.gif

Guardian:

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^ Couldn't find the Yankees fans, thanks Deuce. http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z70/Chips347/1243976057528.gif

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: sad Ron Paul :

Oh god yes.

Carver/Beardsley til the summer Or Pulis to stave off Europa League next season.

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Au revoir Alain.

Guardian: Crystal Palace set to approach Newcastle’s manager Alan Pardew • London strugglers would have to pay £6m for their No1 target • The 53-year-old refuses to answer questions after beating Everton

At this hour, there are enough .gifs primed for launch that N-O could singlehandedly trigger regime change in North Korea.

We want him gone so badly.