Toon Hoser

He is though.

Ashley chortling like Jabba the Hutt.

Clearly Hull need a name change, that's the problem.

Nice karma for Elmo.

Bruce looks like he knows his time is up.

Hull must be really bad.

The defending champions are Nigeria, who did not qualify this time.

First they invented Africa. Then they invented football. Now these two things come together in the Africa Cup of Nations 2015 Morocco Equatorial Guinea. Preview Starts on Saturday. Any predictions? A Burkina Faso Equatorial Guinea Gabon Congo B Cape Verde DR Congo Tunisia Zambia C Algeria Ghana Senegal South Africa D Cameroon Guinea Ivory Coast Mali

Imagine an epic gathering of all N-O North Americans to see Hatem in the MLS.

Poor lad. It really is The Neverending Story.

Don't Bring Your Gardes to Toon.

Gremio switch to Umbro for 2015. http://i59.tinypic.com/20hvded.jpg

Good on Tan's mam, man.

Tan's full statement. Good on Tan, man. Even if it was an easy call to make, he comes out looking like he wants to make Cardiff fans happy. Not like that cunt at Hull City who told his fans to die if they want to.

Not traditionally, but they've had a bit of everything the past few decades. http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Plymouth_Argyle/Plymouth_Argyle.htm

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Ched Mouse-Paddler, but it's pronounced "Minto" (it's an English thing).

Amazing photo. Wherever he goes, mobs of besotted fans are there to greet him. He is a PR machine. This is on top of his other qualities: - dazzling footwork - mesmerizing runs - champion finish - charismatic personality - brilliant smile - can understand what babies and animals are saying - can make bistro-quality poached eggs - can accurately predict earthquakes - can heal burn victims with his touch - can fly backwards around the Earth to turn back time - etc etc

ACON 2015 shirts for Mali, featuring the year's first awkward shirt presentation photo. http://i61.tinypic.com/2q0m4nm.jpg

It's like the Seniors Golf Tour.

Newcastle fans round on Mike Ashley: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jan/03/leicester-city-newcastle-fa-cup-third-round-match-report No one to hide behind at the moment.

Agonizing which Ben Arfa shirt to grab off ebay. Our shirts have been so shit the last few years.

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