Toon Hoser

HOWAY EH!

Just sawr this report from the scoreless draw at Villa Park:

How many shots have Citeh blasted high into the stands? LOL at the fan reactions.

I hope to visit Newcastle and see my first match at SJP sometime in 2011!

Yep. Do you like it? Is it a nice shade of blue or is it shiney s****? How detailed is the crest / badge? Is it a flat patch or is it sewn in detail? It's hard to tell looking at it on the NUFC shop.

I'm thinking of getting one of the away blue shirts. Has anyone got one?

A bi-polar one (referring to both the epileptic and the bronco).

Sawr nothing but the final score. Much better.

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2994/smileyheadslap.gif Headslappingly wacko, these Man Yoo folke. Wild. Teammates must be thrilled to bits to have Rooney back again, yarp.

Bale looks like the greatest thing to come out of Wales since the leek.

I think the near-loss to Wigan will put the fear of God into this team and they'll come out roaring against West Ham. They might even score a goal! Seriously tho, there's bound to be some sort of wild misadventure in the vicinity of Robert Green. Maybe someone will bank one in off his arse. (my first football post!)