Revolution Number 9

What do we reckon about Gudjonson? Might be a possibility.

Sky seem to think Crouch has been ruled out by club sources, along with Cole and Heskey.

Liverpool went for Richards for £20m as well Have the fuckers found oil or something like?

This january has been fucking ridiculous for spending.

Does this make him the most expensive player in the prem?

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/01/31/andy-carroll-says-he-wants-to-stay-at-nufc-72703-28085042/ Edit: Damn, too late

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I've just heard from, wait for it, someone who knows someone who works at Liverpool, that Torres is gone. ITK

Graeme Bailey: Reports now of Liverpool bidding £30million for Andy Carroll - more to follow...

Celtic in for Abdoulaye Faye.

Torres's missus: I'd smash it.

Headline:CHARITY EVENTS. Underneath it reads STEPHEN TO JOIN NEWCASTLE. Cheeky pikey bollock. Got me in kinks to be fair

outstanding!

:lol: I'm in kinks here like

That cannot be serious

What's this murdering c*** doing on my screen.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=565256 Warning: Not actually about us. But absolutely fucking hilarious

Intersting post. Particularly when it's on page ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY NINE of a thread entitled "Sunderland". Oh the irony. To be fair this has essentially turned into a 'ha ha look at what the funny mackems said on ready to go' it's basically a pisstaking thread as opposed to the 95 million a day deadly serious 'mags are this' 'mags are doing that' 'mags got this attendance' 'mags have made a slight change to their match day programmes' etc.

I was more concerned about how, on their little planet, playing in average french teams for the last 6 or so years equates to 'almost identical' experience as playing for probably the two top teams in french football and regularly competing in the champions league for the last 6 or so years.

I can't even begin to state everything that's wrong about this statement.

It's class reading this site when I'm bored. It's like being able to go to the zoo, online. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=565186

Apparently we're all going to be seething about their new signings. ... Well? Anybody? ... Nope, thought not.

I don't think they would let Torres go. A club would have to be a right set of useless knackers to let their best striker go to one of their fellow league teams in the january window, even if he is off form.

Guillem Ballague reckons Torres is asking Liverpool to consider Chelseas offer.