Revolution Number 9

Best feeling after a game is the mackem one, but for a one off moment of just pure happiness, it has to be Tiote's goal. I was in tears man.

Awesome stuff, but sorry to be picky, you've spelled 'rout' wrong And its quite hard to fit both Cesc and Fabregas in. I reckon just Fabregas will do Nah, 'Cesc Fabregas' gives the correct amount of syllables, and this is probably the saddest thing I've ever said.

Awesome stuff, but sorry to be picky, you've spelled 'rout' wrong

Regarding his challenge, even if it was dangerous, more dangerous tackles have gone unpunished this season and God Tiote knows we know it. Imagine what a kick to the bollocks it would have been had he been sent off for it.

I've got it... that picture that used to be ethigeordie's avatar with Andy Carroll and God. Something can almost definitely be done to that.

fucking hell.

Nee way man. Tiote wouldn't stand for all those paedo priests. He'd just them all.

Has anyone heard the real radio commentary highlights yet? "BOOM BOOM CHEICK CHEICK THE ROOM!" Absolutely outstanding http://www.realradionortheast.co.uk/player/listen-again/kdfklf39/listen-9175/

He's been on for months. No I meant he's logged back on today

He's on twitter now

outstanding that

Cheick Tiote can believe it's not butter.

His goal brought tears to my eyes. What a moment, what a man.

Phil Dowd a stunning replacement for Carroll

On the sky live commentary thing: Who the fuck is Caloocan?

Would still be quicker than Nolan, too. Bonus.

Get everyone sent off! It's only a 3-0 if the match gets abandoned

Or maybe behind the incoming strikers.

You're the captain of NUFC. If our player gets linked with Liverpool, you tell him to fucking stay here. If our player moves to Liverpool, you let everyone know that he should have fucking stayed here. Not the other way around. No matter what your allegiances are.

Hate it when the Scousers say "Torres who?" Torres isn't his fucking first name man you grammatically challenged knackers. It's "Fernando who".

The more I see this the more pissed off with him I get tbh

I just had a conversation with an Arsenal fan on another forum who said he would be happy if we did a swap deal, Ranger for Vela. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RaOrchOImw8/TAAvyDSAaFI/AAAAAAAAjYg/PyybIM1xDx4/s400/Gary+Colemam11.jpg