Revolution Number 9

If that's true then according to my quick calculations we have no players on £80 000 a week, as the lowest paid players on that list are on around £70 000 a week.

Would fucking love that.

the penny has dropped on the smb too. I'd say less 'penny' and more 'nuclear bomb'

That spandex chicken thing looks like a reet cradle snatcher.

Canny odd isn't it that two of the clubs best players and cult heroes were Big Sam signings

Immigrants generally leave their countries to escape poverty and sadness, not find it. outstanding

Tbh I thought he was far from his best with some of those deliveries, but the fact that even when not in full throttle he can totally pick the mackems apart is something else tbh.

:lol:

Come again? We've played the both of them. leffe's Spuds, right? Ah. Reet. :-[ Carry on

Come again? We've played the both of them.

Who does he play for? G-United. FYP

So that's any one of the thousands of people that was watching the game both at the stadium and on the telly then.

Caen would be completely doomed if they sold Arabi. They've scored 17 goals this season and he's scored 10 of them. So if we were after him we could reasonably expect them to put up a fight.

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Unless he's a reet genius and only says all these names to distract the knackers from our real targets. Unlikely, I know.

Rumour has it the makems have their OWN team (!) I know, shocking right. Imagine them all, waking up to discover that they actually have their own football team to follow... the looks of wonder on their little faces... it'll be like that time they discovered fire.

Like mackems round dole.

Alright, I'm sold We have a local rivalry with Sunderland, and 'cheers' means 'thank you'.

Gan on. Say 15. Make them all sick of their lives.

You know of any pacey strikers mainly right footed out in France that could partner Andy Carroll? How pet.

Kaizero That's my biggest fear too.