Revolution Number 9

Yakubu, what the fuck

Don't think they could get anyone in to do a better job than 'Arry. He and Spurs are practically made for each other IMO.

Harry's turned into a proper radgie like.

I notice World Class™ Bale hasn't been doing many World Class™ things recently.

I love how the commentator's immediate reaction to our goal was to be shocked that Cisse wasn't the scorer

I reckon 95 women got pregnant just by listening to Cabaye in that interview.

Must have been some wedding cake.

That last goal, how fucking sexy was that please.

Still can't quite wrap my head around the fact that we can actually seriously discuss this at this point in the season.

He's already had all the daughters. I heard he actually backheels his own sperm in for the finish.

So you're telling us that Hatem is now so amazing men are actively trying to make their girlfriends want him?

Still waiting for the sky to fall down tbh.

What's that fucking fool talking about. I won't accept anything less than world domination.

But they're NETD. On paper they can play Barcelona off the sheet. They've got players like Craig Gardner ffs.

North East Top Dogs, yer knar.

I hope we don't get a penna cos him and Ba are definitely going to fight over it.

David Santone, the Argentinian with a penalty shout.

To think Whitehead was more expensive than Tiote or Cabaye. It's unreal.

Fabio Surprised the corner wasn't by Harry Ben Arthur from Norwich, tbh.

Cabaye can feel my groin a few minutes before the goal.

Perch is the new Ryan Taylor with how he's gone from universally disliked to 'actually wait, he's not really bad'.

Love how you go on the other team's forum and we still get comments like As if our almost definite top 6 position and feasible challenge for the top 4 still hasn't proven to people that we're actually, you know, canny good.

If Williamson could pass we'd be slightly less stoppable.

Mass romance explosion pretty much whenever Hatem gets the ball