Revolution Number 9

Hatem basically had sex with their pride and forgot to pull out. Awesome bastard.

You are, of course, joking. There's no way anyone would be idiotic enough to print that in their magazine. No way.

Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me.

Nasty as fuck that tackle like.

Ray Wilkins is almost Birtlesque.

You just know Shola's going to unleash an 80-yard screamer in the last 5 seconds or summat after all this mind.

I reckon Hatem is the anti-Shola.

HELL FUCKING YES YOU EQUALLY SEXY ARGENTINE BASTARD

:fuuu:

10 inches. You spying on me? Nope, just looking at my feet. Also, 'Nobody could grow big enough'. Tee hee.

Medhi off for Gosling.

10 inches.

Can't wait to watch that one like.

YOU FUCKING BEAUTIFUL FRENCH BASTARD YOU!

Knocking and knocking but not getting a great deal of joy. Tee hee.

That'll be him out of the first team for the next 2 months then.

Did they arrive on a skateboard? Suppose it's to be expected with a cup game like.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Aaaaaaaaaagh we're still wasting fucking chances!

Simpson's gone off the Rayls.

Obertan for Shola? Ben Arfa going on the right? When did we sack Pards?