Revolution Number 9

FYP. Hoping he's a loyal player and sticks with us for a long time. Will be a starting CB and captain alongside Smalling in a few years. Don't want to sound like a dick, but lets be honest it's not really difficult to be loyal to Man Utd is it

Smalling's trademark technique seems to be 'blast it off the opposition player'.

I was surprised to see Rooney on the bench, until I saw his dad down the bookies picking up his winnings.

Many would argue life is. Therefore, it's within perfectly reasonable boundaries that you should suck me.

I do

If they appeal it and another game gets slapped on the ban he'll probably miss the first qualifier for the next tourney as well

I'm crying with laughter at these.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=636119

Don't bottle it up Wormy, next time you see him you should confess your feelings. We're all 100% behind you :thup:

Sorry, you weren't here and someone had to.

TLDR Great post, that's the thing that makes getting a result against those teams all the better for me, knowing your team has p*ssed an unimaginable number of those c***s.

I've got one on another site just blatantly making things up to try and convince everyone how great this would be for the lesser clubs. It's like almost all their fans are brainwashed from birth to believe that Liverpool can do no wrong.

I wouldn't want my team moving in the thing as it is anyway, you'd probably be closer to the pitch if you watched it on the f***ing telly. Although, I suppose on the plus side, there's no chance of the fans being hit by a stray shot and the warm up runs will be f***ing class.

This 'had a dream' shit seems to be all the rage for this game, but I had a dream last night where we played Stoke at home and won 7-5. Not a fucking clue what that means, don't put any bets on.

But don't Liverpool already have an exclusive rights deal with the history channel?

As if Kelvin's only won 7 tackles though

no thanks stu. you strike me as a nerd that has a sweaty hairy set of balls that are ready to explode at the sight of any male/female contact. it's the sheer force of wit that blows me away with aussiefag, once again, doing his utmost to confound stereotypes im actually a female :fwap: http://i.qkme.me/3529et.jpg

no thanks stu. you strike me as a nerd that has a sweaty hairy set of balls that are ready to explode at the sight of any male/female contact. it's the sheer force of wit that blows me away with aussiefag, once again, doing his utmost to confound stereotypes im actually a female Biggest mistake you'll ever make. He's right, don't do it. It won't end well.

I back this suggestion wholeheartedly

I'm actually surprised, I had him down as a bit of a radgie after the first couple of games.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=635395&page=2#ixzz1aSpo9YXY Magedia

And on top of all that, while he was cheating a mag on the bus told him we were a cert for top 4.

Aye, it's no good constantly being in the right place to do fuck all.

Amazing.

If he starts I think I'll drive into the side of Pardew's house. With Pardew's car.