Revolution Number 9

Chelsea just need to kick the ball in his general direction and the keeper will basically gift them a goal.

Ngog is just a shit Leon Best.

Awful finish.

Brilliant from Sturridge that. This is going to be a thrashing I reckon

Good build up.

If she was our club doctor it wouldn't just be Colo wanting handjobs.

Oh all right then, a draw. That way Chelsea don't go above us and Bolton don't get 3 valuable points. Miserable so-and-sos.

The league table, probably.

Howay Bolton, do us a favour.

QPR

I'd play that, but with Raylor at right back instead of Simpson. On current form he's the better defender IMO. That would be our strongest team, without a doubt.

Well, as long as he keeps up his performances yes. I agree with the 'move him to the right and play Marveaux' camp.

Aye, if you put a guy with a bit of flair amongst a set of players who are a bunch of journeymen, you're going to see him do some great work on his own but with nobody on the wavelength to help him out. Result: Sessegnon shows nice skill and opens space but there's literally nobody around him to capitalise. See some of the differences with Jonas this year (reverse pass to Ben Arfa), compared to last, he has much better options ahead of him for when he gets into dangerous areas. Sessegnon would look a lot better in a team like ours. Other than him the closest thing they have to a flair player in midfield is Seb Larsson ffs.

Meh, why stop at the league? We're going to win the champions league. This season. We're just THAT good.

RAWK is fuming that they weren't first on MOTD by the way. http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=279716.1320

OK, I'll admit to being the first one sad enough to lurk a Spurs forum... Always liked spurs.

http://stevebruceblames.tumblr.com/

Sweating off the pounds.

That was such a pathetic finish.

So easy for West Brom.

Magedia tbh.

Haha, Gabby Agbo thinks he's Jonas.

Canny goal by Agbognenwnegwef.

"Herp herp derp media against us herp herp derp referees against us herp derp derp didn't see the red herp derp derp I'm a cunt." Or something along those lines.