Si

f*** off - pundits not Kaka.

Well that was productive.

Looks like.

Pardew is gonna end up with a statue outside the ground for services to mediocrity.

We will!!! ZOMG What the fuck has happened to Pardew.

So blatant. Savage just said "that's what the crowd needed someone to smash somebody."

Fucking have that

Pardew will wank himself silly in the post match if he looses 0-1, there will be work rate and fret all over the shop.

"I've been merking Mingolet like you said gaffer." "I said mark Balotelli." "Derp"

Taylor obviously been working on his mind games all week in training.

Taylor out thinks himself once again.

So he can write an apology for falling over himself

Dat corner.

Think that was for the stretcher finally turning up

They have been sent away for Sports Direct branding.

Time for Pardew to change a light bulb.

Great cross Sammy.

Sissoko getting pushed off the ball too easily.

Definitely.

Good practice for kick off.

We really are an owners dream, submissive as fuck. Then when it does get notifications we'll roll over and let you tickle our belly after 6 points and a cup win.

Who is that cunt with the sign wtf.

Aye but does he float.

Pards has gone for a foot long big beef melt.