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Time for Pardew to change a light bulb.

Great cross Sammy.

Sissoko getting pushed off the ball too easily.

Definitely.

Good practice for kick off.

We really are an owners dream, submissive as fuck. Then when it does get notifications we'll roll over and let you tickle our belly after 6 points and a cup win.

Who is that cunt with the sign wtf.

Aye but does he float.

Pards has gone for a foot long big beef melt.

Interesting line up.

I'm still angry about the 135 minutes of prep/rest we are missing, fml. Hopefully it doesn't affect Pardew's mindset too much.

I captained Wisdom last week, I don't do obvious. Or sensible apparently.

I've captained Wellbeck.

It could be like Blackadder, B...OB!

I don't understand what's happening in here

Gonna get sacked for a cup run.

Scotland would kill him in days.

That's really well written, very sad read.

DRAMA!

"I reminded them about the fundamentals of a Premier League game and we came out with a much stronger attitude." You couldn't have done that before the game? Or 12 months ago? What a c***, hate him so much. http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/10/27/4yrapyse.jpg

Pair of baked potatoes. MotherFUCKERS Why does he even go to the games?

I regret nothing.

Burnley are devastatingly wank.