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The guy has essentially shown up for a job interview in shorts, a tank top and flip flops. Disgusting. On his application he's put eczema down for weaknesses.

4 million quid and a joke book final settlement.

How hard is it for a pundit to be even vaguely balanced. Final Score talking shit now.

Carver wants this so bad from the BBC interview.

#teamSHOLA

He's at his worst when his ego is raging, after what he's been through here and some love from the Palace fans he'll be tripping himself up before we know it.

Didn't he once phone the police because his house had been burgled? Only it hadn't been burgled at all, it was just really untidy. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1106604/Newcastle-star-Ameobi-embarrassing-police-climbdown-mistakes-messy-house-burglary.html This makes me want it to happen even more. Imagine the press conference's. "I've been watching tapes of Stoke all week and feel comfortable that we have a plan to cope with.. ..." "Erm Shola your playing Burnley." "Ah"

Every time I hear his name my brain makes this association. http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/01/861ce0b20616d0e9cc6f6189128c9602.jpg Possession that would be an ecumenical matter.

f***, NEEDS to happen now. Getting rid of Pardew and now Shola is the manager. We'd have to hold him down and sedate him. So am I or you setting up the campaign website? I might have kinda sorta convinced myself that Shola will be world class. Let's make it happen

It would be worth it for the sheer entertainment.

He's never gonna be able to cycle back in time. Chill

At least it potentially gets rid of Woodman too. Happy for the delay if he goes too.

He sure is. I love you. Became a father two months ago... think this may top it. Even Dave posted a gif. It's happening.

He sure is.

What? And yeah, I'm p*ssed off at not winning a trophy. But then again getting past the first f***ing hurdle would be nice. Mental. http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/12/30/297d797fa34012725ed20c014b9befd2.jpg

That Jamie Redknapp article in the Mail is a disgrace. Pardew restored us to the premier league and always behaved with dignity and implies fans unhappy due to not winning a trophy. Fuck off Jamie.

We could have a decent season with a decent manager and the bounce you usually get from one coming in. Or we could sign a knacker and offload in January.

Blob Elliot Raylor, Willo, Oba.

Venables scribbling his CV on the back of a fag packet as we speak.

Seriously

Imagine if we get someone who is half decent and we can dream and enjoy it all again. No more knot in your stomach waiting on the team news. Even if it's just a honeymoon period we need this.