Didn't he once phone the police because his house had been burgled? Only it hadn't been burgled at all, it was just really untidy.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1106604/Newcastle-star-Ameobi-embarrassing-police-climbdown-mistakes-messy-house-burglary.html
This makes me want it to happen even more. Imagine the press conference's.
"I've been watching tapes of Stoke all week and feel comfortable that we have a plan to cope with.. ..."
"Erm Shola your playing Burnley."
"Ah"