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"Best deal I done woz keeping kebabs. If it weren't for me he'd be at a top four club. Wazzat kebab mmmm would love one, I were saying to mickey the other day on his yacht...... "

Chelsea have agreed terms for Demba Ba with an unnamed club who aren't Arsenal or Tottenham. Vague. West Ham? Five live saying their in for him.

Fake signing?

Wonga found some more gates?

Mental that.

Have we tried going around the line instead of just over?

Toon Raper surely lads.

If we don't that can only be because one of two things a) Lyon stood by their priniciples and are prepared to lose £8m rather than let the player go for less than his value. b) We have been wasting all summer chasing a player who didn't want to come here. C) We didn't put in a credible offer. D) We weren't seriously trying to get him. E) We just couldn't get him across the line in time.

Cazorla or Silva?

Hope he learns how to celebrate a goal properly over there.

Aye that would be f***ing mental, almost as if we were judging them on results.

Disastrous weekend. Initiate Wild Card Sequence.

Yes also super powers.

Tie was a fighter though.

Wtf was that Sky?

Only Paulinho can save my weekend now.

Odds of Parky getting sacked slashed according to Sky Bet, BBC reporting he's parked outside Toontastic refusing to move.

Honestly think Kagawa for Giggs would make a world of difference. He's 39 ffs playing 90 minutes against L'pool away from home. Agreed

Parky is a couple of games away from getting the vote of confidence from the chairman. Bad times.

Man Utd have no idea how to break em down, completely lacking any invention or creativity

9.7 Good game though, enjoyable watch.

Where is Kagawa thought he might kick on this season.

Ridiculous pace so far, good game.