TBG

Hits it correctly and he scores.

Can Nuno survive this?

You sure you're not reading last weekends match thread on here?

Ben Chilwell still plays professional football for Crystal Palace

Gonna be class watching Arsenal spend £80M on Mateta, for him to only score 2 goals next season.

Build their confidence up after their defeat to PSG. Totally deflate their confidence for the final run in with Champions Leage on the line. Absolute 4D chess from Tindall.

Who's bumping the Guehi thread? No one has taken the bait in the Howe thread.

Why did that fan look AI generated

If you mean the one on Burn, it was a pen.

Without seeing the result, I'm guessing we won?

First time we've done the double over the teams facing relegation? Newcastle 1 :0 Southampton Southampton 1 : 3 Newcastle Newcastle 4 : 0 Leicester Leicester 0 : 3 Newcastle Ipswich 0 : 4 Newcastle Man Utd 0 : 2 Newcastle Newcastle 4 : 1 Man Utd

Cough.

Notice he didn't run over to Howe and celebrate? I did.

Puts us 15 places clear of relegation, and third in the league.

Good referee

Should be about 6-0

CORRUPTION

Too early for Gordon and Osula?

Aye Eddie has completely lost it. Can't at all be down (if true) to something that's happened during the week that we aren't privy to.

Once again poor timing from Adidas, folk will have put on weight from eating Easter Eggs. Bairns will have spent their Easter money already.

Wilson replacement?

Being artistic (stop it) with social anxietly at the match is a right pain. Plenty of lovely shots to take, but the anxiety kicks in when taking out my phone, yet there's a lad two rows in front of me live streaming his face all game shouting out his catch phrase every 2 minutes.

If i was the club I'd simply not honour and break all of the NDAs we enter into with potential sponsors, commercial partners, land developers etc.