TBG

Wouldn't be trusting 5 people sat round drinking Carling.

Half of yous asked for Trent

Also apparently vaccinated. Makes you think.

Maybe she was just really looking forward to us signing Calvert-Lewin.

So they can afford another club but can't afford Calvert-Lewin? Ermmm priorities much!?

Would also mean we could keep Minteh who the prophecy foretold would bring balance to the forum.

Makes you think, why don't they make the time Australian Eastern Standard Time

See you all in January

Me or away from Calvert-Lewin?

Slightly worrying that we walk away from our main target so easily.

Allegedly

Ashley Cole has a rabid hatred for the Welsh.

Okay it was the European Cup, but there's no need to be pedantic.

Weird to describe the club falling apart due to selling Minteh and signing Calvert-Lewin as a calf issue, but okay.

Class when it's announced as an undisclosed fee.

In comparison Real Madrid have signed Mbappe on a free. Makes you think

Adam Armstrong following his loan spell at Blackburn, written all over this.

Can only see a team in the Champs League and experience of winning it coming in for him. Finger crossed Villa can't get the funds in time.

Wonder if signing Calvert-Lewin will be playing on Trippier's mind tomorrow.

Won't Lyon have the money from the sale of Bruno? Worrying that the Saudis continue to finically support our European rivals. See Saudi league.

Win, lose or draw. The tartan army have won the world's heart.

I'm guessing Olise doesn't count as forrin because he plays in the Premier League, and Mamardashvili doesn't count because the Georgian flag looks quite similar to the St George's cross.

Can't be. Ignoring all of the forrins signed by Howe because it doesn't fit the narrative, but Howe only signs British players. You can't disagree with that fact.