Aiston

Great save, shocking defending.

Who's worse on set pieces, Colback or Cabella.

Typical pardew team talk.

New defenders please.

Traffic cone.

Waste of a free kick

He's not the problem.

Shit corner.

Williamson free kick, fails again.

No attempt to close down and tackle. Would be getting out of here asap if I was Krul.

Get rid of our fucking centre backs, lazy cunts.

Tactical mastermind: Pardew: “I think when we score it will be from a penalty or a set play or maybe a shot from the edge of the area or a ricochet. Hopefully.”

Pardew on Papiss Cisse: "I think he will be like a new signing for us with these players around him." #nufc

That performance wasn't even that good, we looked awful in defence and clueless in attack. We still look clueless in attack.

Shock of the League Cup, we're through.

The fuck is a 'flag kick'?

Hate Obertan.

Fuck sake...why Obertan forcing the goal.

Obertan, don't pass to the referee!

Obertan you useless cock, piss off.

Cabella and Sissoko linked up well a few times yesterday, really hope it is something that happens more often. The last few pages have been....something else.

Went walkabout for the 1st goal and wasn't anywhere near good enough for the 2nd. Williamson was also terrible, absolutely nowhere to be seen for the 2nd.

Should be replaced ASAP, if only we had a young CB of similar quality.

Fuck off Obercunt.

Obermong for Anita.....