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If those girly screams are anything to go by. Zouma is furrrrrked!

Liked them until they started breaking out the pro-wifebeating chants a few weeks ago. They are probably going to get (rightly) mauled for those. What the hell? Rubén Castro is facing jail for beating his GF, repeatedly. Fans have been signing "You were right Rubén, she deserved it" in several games. Aye, no wonder they are coming in for criticism for that. Had no idea Castro even had those charges over him, still performing seemingly as he was good today and played well against Madrid. When's it going to court etc?

Liked them until they started breaking out the pro-wifebeating chants a few weeks ago. They are probably going to get (rightly) mauled for those. What the hell?

Always nice to see Betis fans happy. Seem to have a proper fanbase. Neville though...

The one that we wasted on loan Aye, our fans were grim when it came to Rossi. Before he arrived 'Fergie says he's the best finisher at Man Utd, must be class' by the time he left it was 'too small and lightweight, never make it, he's shite' Roeder done fuck all to help him, like. He's basically been a 1 in 2 striker since he left England

Interesting from Monk on Goals on Sunday about him. Basically saying he needs lots of motivation, needs to feel important and he needs to get more consistency in his game as he's got all the ability. Thinks Newcastle will suit him with the bigger stadium and fan support, he'll improve as a player for it but consistency is the biggest thing he needs to work on.

First time I've seen Rossi play for a long long time, still a class act. Levante lucky to have him around.

So good to see someone willing to take the responsibility in the middle of the park to move the team forward, been massively missed for a long time. One thing I'm not overly keen on is his tackling technique, naughtier than Cabaye. Loves the studs first.

Outstanding. Haters will say he should have had a hatrick but he's absolutely vital for us as a team.

When Saivet came off tonight, it was obvious he's the easy target. Soon as Colback is fit, Saivet will be watching from the bench. Shame as he was arguable our best player till being hauled off. Hope I'm wrong but can't see him being favoured, Shelvey was awful.

Shat on Fugazi. Without a doubt a dig at Neville though

Sell him back to Spurs under 21's for 8 million. We are getting further and further away from Ben Arfa with every winger we sign.

More slaughtering for the poor lad, meanwhile Perez is God and celebrating him till 2021.

I hate McClaren but what a load of shite.

52,000 on Saturday!! All the difference! Fuck off you incapable cunt!

Enjoy the Sky Bet Rolando, you've been hung out to dry! Class management

People will start to appreciate Mitro's hold up play and ability to bring the team forward. Regardless of goals, he helps us massively. Perez up top on his own and it's useless.

Contracts these days don't really mean much as it's still plausible he could fuck off in the summer but I'm still happy for his wage increase and PR Geordie family references. Such a loveable guy.

Man of the match so far. Confidence one notable thing that he seems to have back tonight.

Class goal by Ronny, lucky breakthrough but he finished it superbly.

Best I've seen James play for a long time. Been excellent so far. Confidence seems to be back.

Huge deflection from James' shot, 3-0

Class cross from James. Decent header from Benzema. 1-0

First time they've lost at home in 14 month. 22 years since they've went 6 la Liga games at home without a win.

Hahahahaha! That's assault let alone a pen!