Bish

Had 50p on Bubba Watson at 34.00 and Mahan at 26.00 pre-tournament to win outright. Just put £1 on Poulter e/w at 91.00. Big-spender.

Money!

Doni?

Oh fucking jesus that match was perfect.

Larsson 3rd sub

Apparently himself according to Cajun. I admit it's unlikely, but how do you know it actually isn't him? It's not like we constantly hear Pardew yelling at him to stay back, and afaik he hasn't really mentioned that Cabaye needs to sit back more and help the defence in any press conferences. Maybe Cabaye himself feels he needs to help the defence more, or simply feels like he is more useful around that area of the pitch. Just seems to me like its very easy to blame Pardew without actually having much knowledge of the conversations that go on during training, in the changing rooms etc.

Celtic

Agree with this. As easy as it is to blame Pardew there a few players underperforming which is not necassarily down to the way Pardew is setting us up to play. It is hard to play a controlling, possession style all game when we have players such as Williamson and Simpson who simply don't have the technical ability or composure to do it.

Mackems having sex is described as classic intercourse

Who is everyone picking for captain this week? Torn between RvP and Ba

Reading

A single is a bet containing only one match/outcome e.g. Liverpool to win. A double contains 2 matches e.g. Liverpool and Bayern Munich to win. Treble is 3 matches etc. No idea about patent and trixie.

Our final ball

Fair enough it was a pen, but that happens multiple times every match, every week.. Why choose this match to make something of it?

Off topic but Szczesny's English is amazing!

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,91748.msg3537566.html#msg3537566 then http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,91748.msg3537622.html#msg3537622

Gabriel Batterstuta

Watched them draw with QPR tonight, complete shite in the first half, much better in the second. Their defence was fairly appalling though, definitely fancy us at home with Ba and/or Cisse.

van Persie, Adebayor or Welbeck captain this week

Three 6- team accys. One team ruins each - Gateshead Hearts Southampton

Wow, first Barca and now Rangers, fuck this weekend

Disgusted.