gbandit

Howay man, no chance this happens

Not again Jim https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/may/29/jim-ratcliffe-sends-signal-to-all-women-with-lack-of-support-for-uniteds-team Can he not just shut the fuck up and let people who know how to communicate do all the talking

Genuinely hope he goes there over a will he, won’t he summer again. Parish despises us and Guehi has clearly not made any major moves to try and push to come to us

Who’s this Guehi chap I keep hearing about?

Almost wall to wall failure there

Just ordered in some new taps, aged brass. The good news is my wife says she’s not leaving me. I’ve also managed to douse the flames on my daughter’s “Garcia” top and I think we can use it as a makeshift flannel. All’s not lost

Sounds like this guy’s coming for Fabrizio’s crown and not a moment too soon

I’m going to level with you, this has been a sordid episode from start to finish. Just had to set fire to my daughter’s “Garcia” top and she’s beside herself. Thanks Shay

Adrian almost fucked that up too

Fuck off

What the fuck was the keeper doing there

Vile

Convinced Pedro Neto would shiv you if he knew he could get away with it

Shay’s got his finger on the pulse

Does Palmer have that haircut as some kind of forfeit?