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Couldn’t give a fuck what the divisions are called in all honesty as long as there’s a shared language for what they are so we all know what we’re referring to

Think there’s a few playing themselves down a bit in here. Played with @El Prontonise and he’s got a nice finish on him, @ponsaelius is also a good finisher and can work space for shots well. @AyeDubbleYoo is also a good player, links play really well

There was a lad in my year who I was sure would go pro but he was released by Sunderland the year they got relegated and when he was graduating from their academy. Steven Taylor was in the year above, never rated him as highly as the lad in my year

Aye, Raya’s first choice for now

Very average. I was always quite good at crossing accuracy but my dribbling was non-existent. I think I have relatively good vision but not the skill to make use of it a lot of the time. Absolutely awful in the air

In fairness, that Gottlob post has me absolutely creased

Wat?

Forgot about Nkunku, fuck I hate Chelsea

Utter wanker

Sir Ricky was one of the greatest posters ever, on any forum on the internet. Probably the most worthy rival to Ken M

Just deciding player’s intentions with no evidence eh? Solid South American officiating

Wouldn’t be surprised if Jow snaps someone to pieces because of that unjust red

Sheff Ute’s owner is Saudi right? Do they have ties to any other club or are they just currying favour with us?

The OF culture on Twitter is rancid

Embarrassing headline that. State of that journalism

Burgled by his own wife you say? Time to get Columbo on the case

Aye, not sure what the exclusive is here. EXCLUSIVE: “Two years ago, PIF bought Newcastle Utd”

One of the best pundits out there

Wonder what his insta would say if he did sign

I think we could realistically get a draw at PSG, possibly even a win if we were at decent strength but I’ve no idea what team we’ll put out. They’re about as big a choker outfit going as there is

That’s disgusting

If we won a final, I’d never tire of watching it again

Very hard to argue with this. I love Enrique but I’m sure there have been many better left backs for us. Struggling to come up with names though. It’s not a position we’ve had a lot of superstars in. Agree with the rest of the players pretty much. Interesting to redo this in ten year’s time and see how many new names there are in it. I personally couldn’t make up a best 11 without including Shearer, Lee, Beardsley, Schar, Trippier and probably Bruno now too

Ineligible I believe