gbandit

Amazing news this, helps us a lot as we know we’ve already got a lot of outgoings and incomings this summer

We’re rich boys and gals

Reims have been a bit of a disaster club for us when it comes to deals

Always the greatest, the only king we’ve had. Love this man

Can’t argue against the fact he’s one of the very best midfielders in the world. Hard to put many ahead of him, struggling to think who is actually

Can’t be fucked to read a Barney Ronay article but “Lewis-skelly dazzles”? https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/may/30/cruel-ending-to-arsenals-thrillingly-intense-high-quality-evening He had a good game when he wasn’t diving. Why the fuck does he get so much glazing?

Great point this, football has become a reflection of how broken society is. Think all of its faults lie at the door of capitalism

It massively tarnishes any claims Mbappe has to being the best player these days. Sends him down the ranks. Dont think I could tell you who I think is the best player in the world anymore though, it’s gone very flat at the top

Poor Dibbles, he’ll come back from this. Wissa, Kolo Muani, Brennan Johnson and Isak won’t. I reckon Delap will be a decent player again once he leaves Chelsea

Aye, incredibly tenacious. Always looks for a forward pass and has superb accuracy with his passing, has excellent close control, is extremely good at shielding the ball. Great work off the ball. Only weaknesses are that he could be better at finishing and he’s not super quick but he’s a very very good player with a fantastic mentality

That is absolutely perfect

“Is this David Raya’s moment?” Fletch is desperate to get himself and his voice involved in any clips of this

Fuck off

That is as bad as it gets. Not even close to the post

Why did Gonçalo Ramos celebrate Arsenal’s pen?

Only person I’ve enjoyed listening to has been Owen Hargreaves

Why are they crossing the ball in? It’s never going to work, has to be a ball in behind or a cut back

Disgusting that he’s been given the platform he has. A talentless wanker

Madueke should have been booked, an incredibly cynical attempt at winning a pen

In what world is that a pen? “I’ve seen loads of them given” This commentary is fucking tragically biased. It was shoulder to shoulder with both of them locking arms and Madueke dropped under no pull with a dive

Embarrassment FC

Utter carthorse

Ally McCoist acting like he’s hit upon something big by saying Havertz is good in the air. Just about the strongest part of his game, especially with how much he cheats when going up

A complete keeper. No weaknesses

Pen all fucking day