gbandit

I’d have deleted my account sooner than posted that shite

Of course he’ll pick the Chels. Who wouldn’t want to play for Strasbourg for a few years while they decide whether or not he’s good enough for the bomb squad. He’ll enjoy his 15-year contract

Premature thread, surely we wait until either a fee’s agreed or the player signals they want to join?

Enjoyed this in fairness, credit to you for embracing yourself and your relentless attempts to view everything in the worst light possible

Do you ever get tired of being you?

Someone needs to abolish Chelsea. Fucking embarrassment to the sport of football

Get in, hope he’s fucking class

Amazing news this, helps us a lot as we know we’ve already got a lot of outgoings and incomings this summer

We’re rich boys and gals

Reims have been a bit of a disaster club for us when it comes to deals

Always the greatest, the only king we’ve had. Love this man

Can’t argue against the fact he’s one of the very best midfielders in the world. Hard to put many ahead of him, struggling to think who is actually

Can’t be fucked to read a Barney Ronay article but “Lewis-skelly dazzles”? https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/may/30/cruel-ending-to-arsenals-thrillingly-intense-high-quality-evening He had a good game when he wasn’t diving. Why the fuck does he get so much glazing?

Great point this, football has become a reflection of how broken society is. Think all of its faults lie at the door of capitalism

It massively tarnishes any claims Mbappe has to being the best player these days. Sends him down the ranks. Dont think I could tell you who I think is the best player in the world anymore though, it’s gone very flat at the top

Poor Dibbles, he’ll come back from this. Wissa, Kolo Muani, Brennan Johnson and Isak won’t. I reckon Delap will be a decent player again once he leaves Chelsea

Aye, incredibly tenacious. Always looks for a forward pass and has superb accuracy with his passing, has excellent close control, is extremely good at shielding the ball. Great work off the ball. Only weaknesses are that he could be better at finishing and he’s not super quick but he’s a very very good player with a fantastic mentality

That is absolutely perfect

“Is this David Raya’s moment?” Fletch is desperate to get himself and his voice involved in any clips of this

Fuck off

That is as bad as it gets. Not even close to the post

Why did Gonçalo Ramos celebrate Arsenal’s pen?

Only person I’ve enjoyed listening to has been Owen Hargreaves

Why are they crossing the ball in? It’s never going to work, has to be a ball in behind or a cut back

Disgusting that he’s been given the platform he has. A talentless wanker