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Fucking hell mate, you’ve been through it in an unimaginable way. Look after yourself

Onana looks quality

Antony is such a little bitch

Great enforcing of the rules by week two lads

The fuck is going on with this trash on the pitch? Have I missed something?

They give that last season for sure, I hate those going as pens but was it going in without the hand?

Weird game of football so far, both teams look really scrappy but keep getting into great attacking positions

Think Spurs win here

He’s their best player for me

How does food work on rigs? I’m completely ignorant, does it get brought over and cooked on the rig?

Indian, tandoori roti, plain pilau, Kathi kebab starter, chicken curry main (murgh kori is the name)

Getting in a curry, don’t really drink but I love Fevertree tonic water so will just have that without the gin

What’s the maths on Rooney’s pens? Just a fuck up in the numbers but the percentage is correct?

Saved all his fuck ups for his post-playing career

Genius, thanks

Who has the best conversion rate on penalties at different goal/penalty thresholds (10, 20, 50, 100)? Shola must be riding high in his category

Aye, not really sure what he’s playing at, hope the club manage to out who his link is as he’s overstepping the mark

Who some lauded like he was a cult hero

Are you talking about the players, staff and management? If so, I agree they would. If we’re talking about the fans, I think there’d be a much colder reception with pockets of support. I think management know that it could be a PR nightmare to have him there though so I’m not sure it would definitely happen. Or if it did, it would be handled in a way to not draw huge attention to him for the fear of optics

On the subject of Fulham, has Mitrovic’s status been decided? He staying or going? Often if a player wants out I expect they’ll go but he’s far and away their most important player so it’ll be interesting to see what happens

Didn’t go into the ballot for this one, has it been as much of a shitshow as last time? Just so I know what to expect for the next ballot

How is anyone going to prove that with the power and money he has? If you don’t believe he’s a murderer and presiding over a horrific regime then there’s absolutely no discussion to be had

Nah, this will be us done save for development players

This lad our fastest defender now? With Tino second fastest? Amazing