gbandit

Who’s playing better football in the world right now above Foden?

Their approach to this game especially is really poor. It’s shown a risk averse weakness to slow it down so much when they’ve been 4 on 4 or similar multiple times to the point that Real Madrid get numbers back and a defensive shape

Rodrygo is terrifying

Bellingham learnt some tricks of the Spanish trade?

Fuck’s sake, need two screens

He has yeah, not checked if he’s had a start though

I’m watching the wrong game, going to switch now

Fantastic finish Saka. What a player

Playing on after the ball clearly going out Arsenal? Surely not

Odegaard is Arsenal’s most important player by a huge distance. You take him out the side and there’s no way they’d be challenging for the league and favourites here

Unsure if I want gormless to have a good game tonight or not

Very very dodgy

“I’m not saying I’ve got all the answers but 1000 games managed suggests maybe I know a thing or two. That’s not for me to say, all I want is a fair crack at giving my opinion”

aussieMUG more like

His stats look like someone’s manipulated them in a computer game

Sweet insurance payouts, FFP solved

Take that Gardener Dan

I’d add a striker to that mix as well

He’s definitely being Dan Burned and I have no idea why, I’m sure he’ll move to CB next year

Gvardiol will be the best in the world at CB within three years, I’m sure of it

Cannot imagine de Bruyne in KSA at all. Might be his fair complexion or the fact that he just strikes me as someone who would totally lose interest if he wasn’t playing in one of the toughest leagues in the world

Eurgh, that’s disgusting

Good stuff, stay away from Bruno, although it probably suggests that Paqueta’s not going to get a ban for being a filthy little shit

just burst out laughing, that is fucking class

Love him, and of all the players (apart from Pope) who’ve been out this season we’ve missed him most. Hope he celebrates the contract by booting a ball off his face in his first game back from injury