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I hope this wasn’t the case but it does feel like we either made a major miscalculation like this or the alternative is serious incompetence. Sure, have a top target in Guehi and keep going with it while it looks like it may get done but the lack of other options is frightening

Indeed, hope he has an injury free campaign but a poor season and that Palace are in the shit all season long before being relegated. If he does pick up a nasty injury this window would haunt him like

At least it’s over, still think Trafford will happen and that will be that

We look like absolute clowns this window and it’s hard not to accept the conclusion that we have completely fucked this window. No idea where the blame lies and anyone trying to pull together theories presented as fact can fuck off but what the fuck has been going on

In fairness, we have a lot of experience in making offers that are too good to be true

Put this on the shelf with Hamza

Must have had a hands-off from them I reckon

Likely to be done? Seems very odd in all honesty. I don’t actually think he’s a poor player, he’s good, maybe he is a bridging player but he’s definitely not the elite RW we want going forwards so I’m surprised if he ends up here

Nunes? Why? At least I understand the Elanga link

Big money on Elanga? No thanks. Wouldn’t want to go over £25-30m

Stop living in make believe land. Ashworth left because he’s a rat and we’re well rid of him. He had ties to Man U and Howe obviously sniffed out quickly that he was a little shit. Mitchell’s been here barely any time at all and he’s made a huge attempt to land a player Eddie wants. If you can’t watch events without jumping to huge conclusions then the least you could do is keep your idiotic thoughts to yourself instead of regurgitating them endlessly on here

Chelsea have a £70k wage cap with incentives though don’t they? He losing £200k a week in the move?

Im not sure I’ve posted more than five gifs without having to edit my post after

Go fuck yourself Fraser

Apologies, I’ve read the article now. Hadn’t realised at first there was an article link

Deals - multiple Blocked one outgoing? Trippier? But that doesn’t link with future plans. It must be a loan deal we’ve blocked for a young player?

There’s not a chance they finish as high as 12th, defence is a mess, lost Olise. Mateta had a purple patch last season, it’s going to be an ugly as fuck season for them

As I’ve said recently, an injury to Eze and these become highly likely relegation fodder

Don’t ask Zero, he’s far too happy clappy to say anything other than this window has been a huge transformative success

These are predicated on Howe being here at the end of the season. I expect him to be, if he went then Newcastle would clearly be way lower than this Premier League Winners: Arsenal (hope not, you wet wipe cunt Arteta) Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Liverpool, Chelsea, Newcastle, Aston Villa Relegation: Ipswich, Everton, Southampton Overachievers: Newcastle Underperformers: Crystal Palace (17th) and Man U (8th) Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Morgan Rogers Season to Forget: Mo Salah PFA Player of the Year: Odegaard PFA Young Player of the Year: Kobbie Mainoo Manager of the Year: Scumteta First manager to quit/be sacked: Glasner Championship Winners: West Brom Runners Up: Leeds Play-Offs: Burnley to win Relegation: Preston, Plymouth (hope not), Oxford Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 5th Top Goalscorer: Isak Top Assister: Barnes Season to forget: Sean Will Howe be manager at the end of the season?: Yes FA Cup: Man City League Cup: Newcastle Utd

Can a door slam if it was never really open?

Time for us to give them an absolute pasting

In terms of PSR, if we sign no one else does it mean that we are in any stronger position with the three year rolling window in January? Or do we need to wait until 1st July next year to be back in the 💴

Probably his most candid press conference so far I’d say. Those lines about difficulties with transfers the other way (e.g. potential sales and outgoings of players we don’t want to sell) is a bit of a concern really