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Once an egg cracks, it’s the end game. It’s less Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, more Humpty Dumpty flung himself off the wall

This, the weight on his passes (and they’re normally difficult passes with very little room for error in terms of direction) is always perfect. An absolute technician. Superb passer, incredible vision, excellent touch and ball control. Just a brilliant footballer

He is the Wall

His turn and pass for Willock to break into clear grass was beautiful and deserved a goal

This lad is a proper weapon in our ability to force teams to sit deep wit the accuracy of his kicking to both Wolt and Burn

Wonder if he’s close to giving up the game. What job could he even go for next? Would be another backwards step

Absolutely impossible to judge most players across eras but I do agree with Messi being top and R9 being top 10. Mbappe at 16th feels too high for me at this stage of his career. Surprised Kaka made the list. Both Salah and Kane should be a lot higher

Fuck that

Ah nice, it’s generally one of the best places to be in the stadium but I still think about 70% of people in the standing area make fuck all noise and about 10% of them only do to complain. I get the arguments for more standing singing sections and I’m absolutely behind that but I don’t see a situation where we’ll ever have the majority getting involved in that section, let alone the whole ground

The fuck? Not clicking onto a mail article. What’s the vile reasoning for one game only on Boxing Day? Calendar pressures? Fuck off the rest of the calendar then, Boxing Day is sacred

I was in the standing section of the Gallowgate corner and apart from me and my mate there were very few others clapping

My mate turned around to people booing behind us and just called them out as racist cunts directly. Wish I’d done the same. I hate getting drawn into shit with other fans as I just want to focus on the game itself but fuck me, it’s grim as fuck in the stands these days

Least surprising news ever. Haven’t followed his managerial career closely but when I looked at his trajectory yesterday I had no idea how he’d managed to get the job in the first place

Will always hate the lad but it’ll mainly be passive hate unless he says shit about us or scores against us. I do enjoy seeing him fail at Liverpool but I have reverted back to hating their club more than him and that’s a healthy development for me

Huge yes

Thankfully he’s short, Eddie would rather euthanise himself than sign him

Vlahovic is fucking rank

Don’t you have glasses STM? Will lay one square on the noggin if I ever see you at St. James’ and you can pay me the same favour as I wear glasses too

Horrific decision

It goes without saying that I’m putting together a litigation claim against N-O because of these despicable views. You might want to think twice before airing these sorts of views again

Why have they locked the Ekitike thread? Didn’t watch them yesterday, did he fuck up?

Our greatest collective performance as fans of the club

Nah, definitely doable

Aye, there were people in the ground yesterday and the only time they got vocal was when Gordon massively overhit the left footed cross out for a throw in. Calling him “fucking dogshit”. Can’t stand the fans that only make noise to spread negativity, it’s embarrassing