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We’ve got this in extra time. Foden on, Mount off. Henderson on, Phillips off. If they’re properly spent then Sancho as well

Wish Phillips would fuck off with long range efforts

Awful ref

We’re leggy, need subs now

Philips with a Tiote effort

He wasn’t trying to chip the keeper you fucking prat

Mount off for Foden please

Matterface regularly has no fucking idea what’s going on. Absolute wanker

Keep the ball on the ground lads, once it’s lofted we’re losing every ball

Love the way Kane draws fouls

Maguire needs to get that out of his head now

Think we’ll win this, want to see Foden on in this half if we’re struggling to break through

“a goal here would do England… (tries to say something poetic but shits himself)… good”

Kane’s been our best player. Saka class as well. Worried about Rice and Philips, they’re getting overrun but when we move the ball quickly we’re able to rip them apart

Stupid fouls, completely taking the pace out of the game which suits them

Pickford needs to get his shit together, can’t let that get to him

Needed Chiesa’s finishing there

Sterling brimming with confidence

Damsgaard is the danger here, absolute quality

Howay Kane, do them

Nah, at least he clearly loves sport, can’t say the same for Matterface

Winning it in Brazil, slightly past his peak would be incredible and would shut up a number of idiots who trot out the ‘can’t be the goat because he hasn’t won for Argentina’. Still can’t see it as Brazil are a far better team but I’d absolutely love it

Yeah, she’s two and a half years old. My wife and I alternate each night with bath duties

Can’t really focus right now, got a bath with my daughter from 7-8 but I just want to watch the build up

Pure class