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Fuck me, we’re unwatchable defending around our box

Has to be one of the safer places to have a heart attack surely, with medical support on hand so quick. Hopefully the quick response means they’ll be ok

Joelinton’s chest must have had the most touches in the game so far

Shades of Colback there from Longstaff

Fuck’s sake, it’s literally Hayden, Saint-Maximin and Wilson and a bunch of chancers

Aye

We’re going to get done here, defensively we’re so badly organised

Foul defending there, time and space

Caught them with their pants down

The lads are fired up here, lovely

Love him, always will. Just want him to have some consistent connection to the club in an ambassador role. Would love to see him in the stands every few weeks

What’s the likelihood of fans turning on Ole @Froggy? The feeling in the fan base must be that his time is up right?

Lampard is pretty much bottom of the list for me, along with the PFM crew. Clearly, Gerrard had been much more convincing in management but he’s hardly tried and tested and I’ve never liked him much. Would like us to go abroad because the crop here is poor. Rodgers would have been a great option but I’m not that disappointed that he’s not keen on it as he’s a bit of a twat

Merson’s such a difficult person to not dislike. I read about his gambling issues and think, fuck, poor guy but he has possibly the most relentlessly shit footballing opinions from almost any pundit, especially about us. Would be good if he could just hold his hands up and say “you know what, I don’t have much to say on this topic as I’m thick as fuck and completely uninformed”

Kane’s done a Fernando Torres this season. Ball just keeps bouncing off him. I know players go through bad spells but he’s not even looking like scoring in good positions

Man, Kane is a shadow of his former self right now

Great post this, I was thinking the other day about how I’d get hung up on little details in matches like substitutions, ref decisions, the starting 11 etc but could barely muster any interest ever since Rafa left. Can’t wait to start caring about football again

Genuinely wouldn’t wish this cunt on anyone

She’s an absolute fucking heavyweight, what she’s achieved is astonishing. I’m sure that she’s been the biggest driving force behind this takeover. If this all plays out in a way where we’re competitive and can grow again as a club instead of stagnating then she’ll be adored forever more up here

New fax machine so we can those signings over the line

When I was at Wallsend Sports centre’s summer camps and Shearer was announced

Wait, he got named?

Brighton have an unnamed player under arrest at the moment for sex offences

Don’t have a clue what to do with myself, just got loads of pent up energy. Wish we had a match on this weekend

I was living in France when the Keegan return story broke. Was one of the most amazing nights ever knowing KK was coming home. What followed was just an endless procession of my club being debased on a pretty much weekly basis. Ashley sucked the life out of the club and its fans and only Hughton and Rafa managed to instil some pride as they were great men. In these last fourteen years Ive gotten married and have a little girl who’s almost three. I didn’t think I’d ever want her to support NUFC as I didn’t really believe Ashley was going anywhere. I’m so excited about taking her to a game now