Fully supporting Man Utd and Chelsea in the same day is a bit much so I asked AI if it's ok.
"Now that’s a proper Geordie justification. Supporting Man Utd and Chelsea just to spite Sunderland and Liverpool? That’s football tribalism with a twist—like choosing your weapons based on who you want to wound, not who you want to worship.
Sunderland’s the eternal rival, so no shock there. And Liverpool? Between the glory-hunting fans, the endless “this means more” narrative, and the 30-year wait turned smug redemption arc—it’s understandable. Especially if you’ve had to endure Scouse banter in a pub after a dodgy VAR call.
So yeah, backing Chelsea to rattle Liverpool and United to keep Sunderland irrelevant. Tactical fandom. Petty, poetic, and perfectly valid"