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5% of £8m = £400k. His current monthly wages = 300k euros. Daft c***s. We'll just sign him end of the transfer window so we'll save/ OL has to pay close to the 5% then.

Will edit every post title as a matter of principle. .

Dave's having a 'mare.

Distasteful. Unfunny. Pointless. For once, I agree with Ian. (Trust me, it's hard to. )

Ok, this thread has definitely taken a turn for the worse...

Is that even humanly possible?

Ooo, get the gifs ready!

OTL yet?

Now apparently negotiating with OM for a 3 year deal if you believe Aulas' latest comments on Twitter. Might get Bent after all - Lee Ryder just said he is Pardew's preferred choice on Talksport. I think he's BSing again. They won't sign Gomis as long as they can't get rid of Gignac.

Ah, my bad. Honestly, didn't even click on that article.

Seriously, those nutcase French chairmen...

Now that Remy is close to signing, I can see us take our time on this deal since they just want to keep pissing us off.

gif-tastic.

Me too, but it's clearly bollocks. Any reason why? WC year, Zabaleta is one of the league's best RB, he won't be first-choice at City, Sagna his French squad competitor.

That would seem on the low side. What do you think you'll end up accepting Froggy? Surely an Inter Milan or someone could be tempted in to paying top dollar for him? They are skint though. Moratti is selling up.

That will haunt bimpy forever.

If we sign both Remy and Gomis, our non-HG players will hit the quota of 17 btw. Amalfitano will most likely be the sacrificial lamb if we sign another winger from abroad.

Well summed up.

He's got a release clause which we can trigger should we want to. So can other clubs.

Better make it that terms are agreed upon and we are the ones to sanction any permanent deal. Will hate it if he does well, refuses to stay after the season and sign for another club.

Sounds like an attempt to show OL/QPR that we have another option to pursue if the Gomis/Remy deals falls through.

Aye, great class from Liverpool to add in some fine print and ambiguity into the clause.

Interesting format though, rewarding points for goals scored thus encouraging attacking play. If this was done in the league then us...

Guess who joins Nixon over at espnfc.com as the new NUFC blogger? http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/newcastleunited/id/1003?cc=4716

Gervinho undergoing medical at Roma ahead of £6.9m move. Glad he flopped at Arsenal. I can understand it if he didn't want to sign for us but he was totally disrespectful towards us.